1. lolsofunny:

    (lol here!)

  2. all-misty-eyed: accio222: awesomephilia: Don’t worry man, I got the dishes tonight. Well I’ll rinse, John.

    all-misty-eyed:

    accio222:

    awesomephilia:

    Don’t worry man, I got the dishes tonight.

    Well I’ll rinse, John.

  3. Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

  5. i-am-the-oracular-spectacular: Best image ever.

    i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

    Best image ever.

  6. chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom BEST MOM I’m crYING

    chemicaldarkshine:

    hardestcopy:

    bijou1986:

    A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

    About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

    He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

    Hey Mom
    I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love,
    Your Son.

    A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

    Dear Son,
    I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
    When are the two of you coming for dinner?
    Love,
    Mom

    image

    BEST MOM

    I’m crYING

  7. becru: this kid is me

    becru:

    this kid is me

  8. geekrest: All it needed was a little groovy love.

    geekrest:

    All it needed was a little groovy love.

  9. manda: raindropzofsunshine: amandafiske: This poor little joey was hurt in a recent bush fire. His feet are pretty burnt so the goal is to try and keep him off his feet so they can heal. I posted this at 2:30 and it’s hit 20,000 notes what the fuck You can’t not reblog a kangaroo baby in a diaper. this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen o m g

    manda:

    raindropzofsunshine:

    amandafiske:

    This poor little joey was hurt in a recent bush fire. His feet are pretty burnt so the goal is to try and keep him off his feet so they can heal.

    I posted this at 2:30 and it’s hit 20,000 notes

    what the fuck

    You can’t not reblog a kangaroo baby in a diaper.

    this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen o m g

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